![](https://assets-prd.ignimgs.com/2024/07/19/hypberborean-blogroll-1721428756799.jpg?width=1280)
The Hyperborean Review
Stop me if you've heard this one before. A whiskey magnate, his buffoon sons, and his ailing daughter accidentally release a drunk "Ice Mummy" that shoots lasers from a liquor cask found in a centuries-old shipwreck. That’s only a sample of …