A reader writes:
Dear Ivana,
Is it wrong to put my Maltipoo in a matching sequined tankini for trips to the beach? My friends say I’m being ridiculous.
— Baffled in Back Bay
Dear Baff,
You are! Everyone knows a Maltipoo looks best in a maillot. Your poor dog must feel like an idiot. Remember this rhyme: Westies get a one-piece, Bassetts get bandeaus, Chiweenies need bikinis and Maltipoos, maillots.
If only celebs had some sort of style mantra to fall back on — besides good taste, of course — to save them from making the sort of gaffes I see every week during my red-carpet stakeouts.
Let me catch this Tidal Wave, and I’ll file my report:
WHO WORE IT BETTER? CJ “Lana” Perry or …?
PAY UP: Whoever bet Lily James she couldn’t smuggle a table under her skirt, you owe her $100.
RINGLEADER: Internet celeb comedian Olga Kay did get her start in the circus — apparently she kept her old wardrobe, too.
PLANET HOLLYWOOD: Internet celeb Hannah Stocking models the prototype uniform for the U.S. Space Force, should it come to be. I’m thinking Chief Shine Officer.
TIDAL WAVE
- 1 oz. Maui Blue Hawaiian Schnapps
- 1 oz. coconut rum
- Pineapple juice to fill
Mix coconut rum and Maui in a cocktail shaker and pour into a rocks glass. Fill with pineapple juice.
— drinknation.com
